Hello the internet and welcome to season 91 episode four of

Dear Daily Zines Guy!

The production by Harrello this is a podcast where we take a deep dive into America

shared consciousness and say officially off the top. Hey fuck!

Coke industries and fuck-fuck news. It's Thursday, July 18th 2019. My name is

Jack O'Brien, aka Jack 2011 National Insurance Sales Person of the Year,

Third Runner Up, Midwest Division, O'Brien. And I'm thrilled to be joined as

always by my co-host Mr. Miles Gras!

What if God had laser eyes shooting from the hazy skies

turning us to crispy fries laughing at our guys? And I forget the vocal melody

after that laughing at our cries again to the tune of What If God was one of us

by Joan Jo- no, Jo- no, fucking Joan Osborne, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you push artists? Like, who would she-

Care, bro? Like a-

I'm bangs.

We're all of her songs about Christ and God. They better not be. I don't know.

But yeah, thank you to Ruthie Fudge, at Ruthless Fudge for that occasion.

And actually before we start, let's talk about when we let Christ into our hearts.

Because I understand that's the thing that is happening on the Bachelor. Now they're testifying.

Oh wow.

Which is the thing that I witnessed when I lived in Kentucky as a young man.

You got to testify, you know?

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