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Hello, bienvenito.

Hello, my friends.

Welcome one and all to a brand spanking new episode of this little freak show.

I'm your flaming hot and spicy, seasonally depressed, white wine drinking,

talkie finger licking, hot mess of a host.

Lorenzo von Rumpf.

And I'm so happy to be here with you today. There's no place I'd rather be

than right here with my low lifers. Today's episode's going to be a solo mission episode. I like to

throw those in once in a while, get back to our roots. This is how this podcast initially started.

It was me, my gay ass went back in the closet, and I was on that mic, a nice hot mic, ready to go. It was me. My gay ass went back in the closet and I was on that mic, a nice

hot mic, ready to go. That was during the pandemic. Since then, we've been able to have guests

on the show, lots of guests, but sometimes it's nice to go back to where it all started. Just me

on the mic with you. And so that's what we're doing today, a little solo mission. It also gives me an

opportunity to

really connect with my beautiful listeners, my kings and queens. You DM me all the time,

and you're asking me questions for advice. You've also emailed me. Sometimes you'll leave your

questions in the review section of Apple Podcasts. And so it gives me an opportunity to actually

answer some of these questions. Not that I'm

anyone who should be giving advice. Let me just preface that. I'm not a doctor. I'm not a

professional in any way. But I do have some life experiences that might be able to help you just based

on what I've gone through in life. And I've learned some lessons along the way. And so if I could

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