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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, my best friends, are my exes.

We'll get into that in just a little bit.

Yeah.

But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for is neff? Yo baby going back to pre-K. Oh, uh-uh. Your baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, didn't do too well. Your baby going back to pre-K. We got to do it. We got to start up. We just got to start all the way. Baby going back to pre-K. Let's go, Keptow. Hello. Yes, I'm trying to reach Ms. Thomas, please. This is Ms. Thomas. Who is it? My name is Mr. Stableton. I'm actually the principal over at elementary school. Mm-hmm. I'm looking at my records indicating that your son, Thomas, is going to be starting his first grade.

Mm-hmm.

He's ready.

My baby's ready.

Right.

Listen, Ms. Thomas, I've been going through actually all of the children's records that will be starting school.

And I'm looking at your son's grades from his kindergarten year.

Mm-hmm.

And he did good.

Well, no, not exactly.

I mean, there's been a few.

I actually spoke with the teacher who he was under in kindergarten.

And it seems like he just really wasn't up to par as the rest of the children.

I know his conduct.

Now he talks, but he gets his work.

So what else is she saying on that that ain't right? Well, what it seems to be, ma'am, is that his grades weren't up to par as the rest of the other children. She did tell me he was a disobedient child. No, he's disobedient and talking two different things. Come on. Okay. Well, ma'am, listen, what we've decided here is we're going to let little actually do another year of kindergarten.

Oh, no, y'all ain't going to let him do another year of kindergarten.

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