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The Bert Show

You Won’t Believe Who Rung The Bert Show’s Sex Bell!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Can you guess who rang The Bert Show’s Sex Bell today? We’ve got a TWO-FOR-ONE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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2:23.8

That left myself, Rebecca, Cassie, Tommy, Kaylee and Katie.

2:28.8

And if you're to Kaylee's off the table, sorry. Kaylee's off the table. And if you're a

2:33.9

new listener, Kristen is married. Cassie is married. She's got some peen in the next room.

2:39.8

In your house, not here. Oh, I'm guessing you're out of your mind.

2:44.8

Do you know something? I know. Look at Tommy's studio like who? Tommy is married also.

2:52.8

I tried to hit the bell last week, but we wouldn't let him. Right. They didn't go all the way.

2:57.8

Yeah. No. He did not go in to be did not count. Try to forget this story.

3:01.8

You got to teach you. So Rebecca here who is not currently in a committed relationship

3:08.8

is not married. I thought that you were going to win slash lose this whole thing. Like

3:14.8

it would be the last. Yeah. And that's why this happened. I'm telling you right now.

3:19.6

It was spite sex. Never have happened. If you had not placed me in the office like that.

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