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🗓️ 8 December 2023
⏱️ 59 minutes
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0:00.0 | Simple, how, how you go? |
0:04.0 | It's getting hard, |
0:08.0 | so tell me how, I'm gonna let you in |
0:14.5 | something something and it |
0:17.2 | da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. |
0:19.5 | So if you have a minute why don't we go? |
0:24.0 | Well, I have returned from yet another wedding. |
0:27.0 | They never end. |
0:29.0 | This is my ninth wedding of the year, and I've decided that I'm no longer taking friends. We are done with |
0:34.4 | the friendship taking. I'm only taking applicants applications for new |
0:39.7 | friends that are vehemently anti-wetting. Not to say that I didn't have an amazing time at the |
0:45.9 | wedding, I did. I just don't want to go to any more of them at all. And here's the rub, |
0:50.8 | they just invited me to go to the Gare's the golden bachelor's wedding. |
0:55.6 | I mean, I celebrate his love and I love who he chose. |
1:05.0 | So I'll be about that by the way. |
1:06.4 | But, um, another wedding? |
1:09.4 | I don't have it in me. All right, let's call the brand. |
1:15.0 | Time to call her up now. It is time. |
1:20.0 | Answer the phone, Brandy. |
1:22.0 | Hey. What's up? No, just... Answer the phone brandy Hey what's that no just put on some fucking makeup must be nice to be a guy and just like not have to do that well guys can put on makeup |
1:31.6 | I mean they can but they don't. So I could say the exact same thing to you? No it's different. You don't you don't have to. I do. It says who? Society. That's not true. What's her name? Pamela Anderson? Yeah, she just went on the carpet without any makeup on. I know, but she's Pamela Anderson and she can do that because she's fabulous, you know? |
1:53.0 | Not for nothing, but she kind of probably did need some makeup. |
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