'You’ve got to have a great sense of humour if you’ve got a cock on your arm'

LuAnna: The Podcast

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: We’re back from our tour dates in Glasgow and Manchester, Elle was blue-lighted to hospital with croup, Indi’s is tackling some sad news this week, we’ve got the pre-show shits, death by shagging, pregnancy assumption cock ups and more smear tests.

Plus, abortion laws in America may be about to undergo drastic changes, the man who was growing a new dick on his arm finally has it reattached, sweaty crevices and keeping your dead fish in the freezer.

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

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0:00.0	Time for a quick advert!
0:02.0	Okay Anna, today we have a message in from anonymous, so we've called her Mord.
0:06.4	Right, go on.
0:07.6	She says,
0:08.3	Hey Luanna in ammo, please help me.
0:10.9	I've been invited to my best mates,
0:12.8	Auntie's sister-in-law's dog's puppy shower.
0:15.8	Oh, not another one of those.
0:18.0	She says, and I need an excuse to get out of it.
0:21.1	I already know, I'll never hear the end of it if I don't go.
0:24.2	I'm very close with my best mates,
0:26.4	Auntie's sister-in-law's dog.
0:28.2	But I cannot stand puppy showers at the best of times.
0:31.9	Please help me find a decent excuse. Love Mord.
0:35.3	I mean, I don't blame her.
0:37.2	I mean, right, Lulu, I mean, what can she say?
0:39.3	No, she's washing her hair.
0:40.9	I mean, too obvious.
0:42.3	What about she's busy running away from her husband on the moon?
0:45.3	Oh, I've got it.
0:46.9	I mean, she can't possibly go,
0:48.3	because she's busy buying pet insurance
	...

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