Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty. What do you think? How's your weekend looking? Good?

Oh, fantastic. Glad to hear it. My son doesn't... My birthday boy, he doesn't like cake.

Doesn't want a birthday cake. It's the first year he's old enough to just say out loud, don't give me a cake.

I don't like cake.

I don't like cake.

I've never really liked cake either.

I like it.

I'll eat it, but...

Let me eat cake, to paraphrase Marie Antoinette, who didn't say it.

If I got ten choices for dessert and one of them's cake, it's probably going to be a bunch of other things I choose.

I had a cake. It's probably going to be a bunch of other things I choose ahead of cake. I think my mom made a

birthday pie a couple times. Mmm. The ultimate dessert. Yes, a cake would not be at the top of my

list. Oh, really? It would probably be a pie, a pie dressed up by ice cream, even better.

I like cheesecake, but that's not really cake.

I love cheesecake.

No.

Cheesecake's a pie, isn't it, folks?

Or is it like the taco, which I've long maintained as a sandwich?

It's a hybrid. It's an in-betweener. Nobody knows.

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