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It's You Up.

I'm Nicky Glazer, as you probably know, it's Thursday.

Or no, it's Friday. Oh my God, I'm performing with my dad this weekend at,

I think on Saturday night, if you're in the St. Louis area, you can come to Roadhouse 66 I think is what it's called in Webster and a couple fans came out last time.

I'm gonna sing a Taylor Swift song with my dad. It's really awkward. I don't even like to do it, but it is a nice memory to make with my dad.

And I love the Taylor Swift song so much and it makes me feel so many things.

And it'll be fun to perform without having smoked weed in six days because that usually,

you know, makes my throat a little fried.

And I've been in denial of it, of course, like when my voice I'm like oh it's because I'm talking too much which is also a thing but it's never good for someone who uses their voice to be like inhaling smoke.

I mean, it's just, I can pat myself on the back

for not smoking cigarettes for the past.

When did I quit 11 years ago,

but smoking weed is still not good. Vaping was actually worse for my throat I think, but maybe it's because I was doing it all the time.

The thing I liked about vaping weed is that you get unhigh almost immediately.

Like it's such a short high,

which I like more than long highs.

That's why I don't like edibles.

You just never know when they're gonna go away when when they're going to click in. And they often give me headaches. But yeah, that's what I did like about vaping, but vaping made my throat sound like a robot. It sounded like I was speaking from a tracheotomy already and I'm not making fun of people with tracheotomies. I swear to God, but they do sound that way. So I'm sorry.

Shout out to some fans who have just written me

like the nicest shit this week.

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