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Oh, I hit a pod for you today on Wednesday.

It's actually Tuesday here. It's Tuesday early evening. I'm sitting on my

parents front porch. Sorry I just coughed. Not feeling great today. Emotion, God, I'm all over the place in every which way.

Emotionally, physically, my eyes are really hurting today.

So weird to say that. I'm really grateful for my vision or I

will be when it returns but I haven't been able to see anything today because my

eyes are constantly watering and in severe pain. Just a burning sensation. There was a

cloudiness in one of the eyes earlier today. I don't know what happened. I was

fine when I woke up. I put in my contact lenses and then they started burning I ripped them out of my eyes

and then the burning persisted so it's a it's a little bit better than it was but it ain't good

I was gonna go on a run earlier, and I can't be outside without shades.

And even then, it's like, I'm in the shade right now.

I'm wearing shades in the shade, so'm double shaded and I can't go

running until it's dark out which generally I don't like to do but I went

last night I just haven't been into running recently. I was so into it for a bit and now it just feels like a god damn sure.

So to all you people out there who hate running, I'm actually wearing a shirt right now that says I hate running. I bought it off eBay.

It's a victorious secret I think because it says pink on it. I really hate that whole pink thing. I mean I guess it did well for them their whole pink campaign where you like wear

Shorts that say pink on the butt should say pink on the front you know what I'm saying because that's where and then

stink on the back but yeah I just have hated running recently I went out to run

last night and I got caught in a torrential

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