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Nephew, what you got for us?

Well, Shirley, everybody, everybody right now is getting ready for graduations all over the country.

Everybody's graduating high school, college, you know, it's all going down.

I've been watching some college graduations, you know, they, man, boy, they, they got some

antics now.

They're stepping across the stage and they're doing all this and that, you know, everybody, man, boy, they, they got some antics now. They stepping across the stage and they doing all this and that, you know, everybody's excited.

But this particular gentleman that I'm about to call, I have to call and let him know that you are not graduating.

Oh.

This semester.

You are not graduating, young man, this semester. Woo are not graduating young man this semester.

Ooh, who, who, who, take a listen.

Why would I do somebody like this?

Let's go, cat down.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach a Trevon .

This, him, who is this?

This is, my name is Joseph of i work over in student affairs

how you doing today i'm good how are you i'm good listen uh you're supposed to be um this is your

fifth year here at the university you're graduating and um in the next seven eight days am i right

yes sir i'll be out of this joint.

Okay.

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