"You’re almost a racist if you’re a man these days"
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2022
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
This week we explore the Modern Day Knight project, a fake Navy Seals hell week designed to separate rich losers from $15k and torture them in the process.
The "training" regimen consists of 75 hours of grueling physical exertion, waterboarding, verbal abuse, and digging your own grave to be buried alive--all to avoid joining the actual military.
We have written, audio, and photographic documentation of candidates' experiences that you don't want to miss
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Music: Faraquet - The Whole Thing Over
Speed - One Blood We Bleed
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| 0:00.0 | The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
| 0:07.0 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today. |
| 0:11.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
| 0:18.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. |
| 0:21.6 | And I'm Tony Boswell. |
| 0:38.7 | The world is ending. |
| 0:44.3 | This bonobo ape world of comfort and distraction is responsible. |
| 0:45.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.8 | We're documenting it. |
| 0:48.3 | You like that way? Is that good? |
| 0:48.8 | Should I stick with that one? |
| 0:49.6 | I do like that. |
| 0:51.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:51.7 | I'm excited to get to the bonobo ape conversation because it's, I didn't see it coming. I tried to, it was not on my bingo card. Leave it, leave it towards the top. Yeah, to keep, keep listeners immediately engaged to this episode. What's up everybody? Thanks for joining us. This is Minion Death Colt. We're happy to be here with you folks. |
| 1:12.5 | Had a great Patreon episode, bonus episode last week, talking about the Australian law student |
| 1:18.9 | who claimed that her liberal professor named an HIV positive character in the exam after her |
| 1:27.0 | because she was a conservative. Yeah. Great, great stuff there. |
| 1:32.1 | And also a Facebook group dedicated to debunking progressive Christian memes. This is the second |
| 1:40.2 | paragraph. Okay, God is, he is a judge after all. Yet, he gave us the perfect defense attorney |
| 1:46.3 | to plead our case, even when we deserve incarceration, parentheses. Jesus, that is. Amazing. |
| 1:55.3 | My best defense attorney. Are you, are you in some deep shit? Did you just commit it like a mortal evil call call me jesus he's my dad i |
| 2:05.2 | can talk to him for you jesus jesus is tic-tok he's like hey you are you about to pray and |
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