The Michael Berry show there is a man who is a serial cop imposter

He makes it his business to impersonate cops in the Greater Houston area.

Now there are a lot of things you can impersonate in life, but a police officer is not one that I would recommend.

You can impersonate the president.

Dana Carvey did that.

Good evening.

Happy holidays to y'all. Once again, it's that festive season.

Tonight our Jewish friends observe the fifth night of Hanukkah.

The celebration of a military victory one centuries ago and a part of the world where today

400,000 brave Americans await my order to annihilate Iraq.

And none of us want war in that whole area

out over there.

But as commander in chief, I am ever cognizant of my authority to

launch a full-scale orgy of death there on the desert sand. Probably won't, but then again I might.

If you're Kevin Pollack, you can do what every comedian loves to do and impersonate Christopher

Walken. In this case, Christopher Walken reading

This new 17. Three little kittens. They lost the mittens. They began to cry. Oh, mother dear.

We've been to cry.

Oh, mother dear, we sadly fear.

The mittens we have lost.

What?

What?

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