My name is Jamie Piles. I joined Samaritan in December of 1996.

We were homeschooling our kids and we were already thinking outside the world's box, if you will.

And I saw a little tiny classified ad about this new kind of idea I

never heard of before my first reaction was that's the kind of thing that we would

do isn't it and so I finally called the number.

Talk to them and the more I ask them questions,

the more I like their answers.

Mom always told me to be a good boy, but the world said I could be anything I wanted to be, which is great, because I want to be a problem.

No, I won't dive into sex, drugs, or gender confusion to the world world that would make me a good little boy.

I will learn formal logic and adhere firmly to the concept of objective truth.

I will commit myself absolutely to the authority of the word of God and make friends with Augustine, Luther, Calvin, Chesterton, Lewis, and the U.S. Constitution.

I hope to grow up and love only one woman,

a woman at least as clear thinking and rebellious in this world as I will be.

Who knows where true beauty lies and who will never let me stop striving to be the biggest problem I can be.

I will give my life for hers and aim to have a family large enough to require specialty automobiles.

We will worship in a church, unashamed of the gospel, and live in a community of families

doing the same.

I will work myself to the bone, providing for my family, and I will make sure my kids all fall in love with Narnia and

middle earth that they will all know how to think that evolution will make them

giggle and rainbows will make them think of Noah and his Urquiurki.

Like I said, I will be a problem, immune to all that is hip and trendy and now.

Singing songs are centuries old, savoring good wine and great whiskey whiskey dancing and laughing and feasting while the enemies

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