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Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

You + Me = Us (A RHOM Deep Dive)

Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah Galli

Tv & Film

4.42.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Sarah celebrates her spiritually mid twenties plus half birthday (so....she's twelve?) by taking an afternoon sprint aboard Richard "Dick" Branson's nearly-private cruise ship with a close circle of several thousand friends-of. After launching a Knives Out style investigation into who needs to be thrown into prison/time out for writing that mean age 'joke' on Adriana's cake, she realizes the next best thing is focusing an AG kiki entirely on Miami (shoutout Kiki!). It's what this franchise deserves, and Sarah has some thoughts: Larsa and Lisa's peace treaty, Guerdy's therapy journey (learning to define and process trauma and feelings long ago internalized), the way Miami (and Salt Lake, happy premiere day!) have historically done the absolute best Housewivesian storytelling, Adriana's soup analogy on the after show (Larsa is the punch line, not the soup itself!), Alexia and Marysol's Trojan Housewife/twin disconnection, and more. Stephanie's private jet was mentioned zero times, best/worst news of the day depending on if you are a Bravo viewer or a literal airplane- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 712! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza: Women Wage Peace: Women Wage Peace is the largest grassroots peace movement in Israel whose purpose is to promote a political agreement, involving women in the process. Today the movement has more than 44,000 members.  NewGround: a Muslim-Jewish Partnership for Change: NewGround envisions an America where Muslims and Jews and others, both secular and religious, model lasting partnerships and engagement in authentic communication and mutual cooperation. The organization empowers Muslims, Jews and allies to bridge divisions and leverage shared values to strengthen our communities and our fragile democracy.  Standing Together: Standing Together  is a progressive grassroots movement mobilizing Jewish and Palestinian citizens of Israel against the occupation and for peace, equality, and social justice. We know that the majority have far more in common than that which sets us apart and only a tiny minority benefits from the status quo. The future that we want — peace and independence for Israelis and Palestinians, full equality for everyone in this land, and true social, economic, and environmental justice — is possible. Solutions Not Sides: Solutions Not Sides has been teaching skills of empathy, active listening, communication, critical thinking and conflict resolution through exploration of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict since 2010. Our programme is based on three key values: non-violence, equality for all, and the rejection of hatred. Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF): PCRF is the primary humanitarian organization in Palestine, delivering crucial and life-saving medical relief and humanitarian aid where it is needed most. Access to essential resources like food, clean water, and healthcare is severely limited. Urgent action is needed. With your support, we can continue this vital work, ensuring that the over one million children of Gaza receive the urgent care they need and deserve. https://www.pcrf.net/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I don't have 2020 vision, but I see through you perfectly.

0:11.2

What a line delivery, you guys. Oh my God, I feel like I have taken a journey. I cried multiple times

0:19.4

watching the newest Miami and buckle the fuck up.

0:23.8

Because when I say newest Miami, I mean newest Miami in the after show. It's Andy Scrolls.

0:29.2

It's episode 712. I might be, in fact, spot on. Kadoos to me. And let me just tell you what.

0:37.2

I watched the after show on Bravo's YouTube.

0:39.0

I believe it's also on Peacock, Mazel. Mazzle of the day. Multiple ways to access. And I usually make a point of watching it in order, even though whomever's like writing the title of the episode is absolutely getting paid by the letter because it's always

0:54.8

like, Real Housewives of Miami season, blah, blah, blah, and then at the very, very end,

0:59.9

part one, part two. So I don't know until like click it, which part it's going to be and then I'll

1:05.1

like go back and watch an order because I hate watching stuff out of order. I'm an orderly person, except apparently for today.

1:14.2

Because when I realized that I was inadvertently starting part two first, I said, let's just take

1:20.4

this journey and see what happens. And let me tell you what, the conversation that took place emotional, crying, vulnerable between

1:31.5

Adriana, Gertie, and Lisa, who was present for class, she didn't really like vocalize her

1:39.1

feelings or it wasn't shown in the after show, but was definitely there, definitely like

1:43.5

nodding, definitely connecting

1:44.7

about abandonment and, like, abandonment from parents and what Adriana has learned through

1:52.2

the years after her father abandoned her. And then I did, like, a side Google because I was,

1:56.9

like, refresh my memory, because I know we worked through a lot of this together as a collective during the first iteration of Miami when she was like going through stuff with Frederick and just her talking about that. And she started to cry and then I started to cry.

2:12.3

Gertie was crying. I was crying. Adriana was crying. Lisa was present. It really just was so moving and so touching.

2:21.8

And this is the thing about Housewives. Most especially, we're a Housewives of Miami.

2:27.9

If someone was new to the Housewives universe, I would probably, and we wanted to like catch them up with like

2:35.3

new gen, which could be an OG franchise, but just like some sort of energy that feels current,

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