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Vanderpump Rules Party

You, Me & My Ex – Episode 5

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Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals, Tv & Film

3.4 β€’ 1.8K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 30 July 2021

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

You, Me & My Ex- Episode

Hollie and Vanessa break it all the way down!

Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi everybody and welcome to Vanderpump Rules Party. It's Holly Borkes here with Vanessa.

0:06.2

We lost Kenzie. Yes. She had to go home. So it's me and Vanessa here after midnight and we just finished the next episode.

0:17.0

Yeah, so much to talk about. Holy cow. Yeah, I felt like our mouths were open like a lot on this record. I was like, oh my god.

0:25.0

Okay, so back into it, we start with Jerry and Kay are taking a little romantic getaway to a cabin. Yeah, they I don't I don't really know what to say about Jerry and Kay.

0:40.0

There's just something that's so awkward and unnatural about that pairing and I don't know why I can't figure it out. I I feel like I enjoy it more when.

0:52.0

His acts is in the picture for some reason that the tension that balances it out. This was like a little much for me with them alone. Yeah, it just felt like a little bit fabricated and I don't know.

1:04.0

I like really like Jessica and so it's hard for me to picture him with anyone else and they just seem like an unlikely pair.

1:12.0

Well, it just seems weird like that we're like witnessing all these like first moments. It just seems like for such a big move of her being in the house and like around his kids that they would be like kind of past this and their relationship would be further.

1:26.0

It's just weird. It's like like a blind date almost or something. No, that's exactly what it's like and they they he doesn't even know so many things about her like she's giving him a massage and he's like, did you used to do this for a living like.

1:40.0

I don't know. Yeah, so he shows up at the cabin and she's like come upstairs and she's sitting on like the dresser. Yeah, she's all dressed up like she looks great and but like she tried to like plan like a fun evening.

1:56.0

Yeah, she's beautiful. She's got a great body, great sense of style. She's beautiful. That's not what it is. It's just there's something but she is ready for him. Yes.

2:06.0

And so she's like unravel yourself. Unravel your clothes. Unravel your clothes. You know, unravel. She's like get undressed. Yeah, like the second he walks in. She's like, I'm ready.

2:21.0

And again, like I just like can't help but thinking about how awkward this is in front of like a whole film crew and he's like he is wearing pink socks. Yes.

2:32.0

I was like waiting for him to be like, they're Jessica's. Oh my gosh, but probably were, but he didn't say that. So he's like talking about his dad bod and how he's built like a snowman. Oh my gosh. Just made it like so awkward.

2:47.0

And then yeah, so she goes on. So K goes on to be like, you know, every time I turn around Jessica's cock walking me. She's cock blocking me and I can't do anything. The kids I turn around. It's Jessica. It's the kids. It's like she never gets any alone time.

3:02.0

So and that just kind of shows her age because what did you think when you moved into a man's house who has three kids and his ex wife living in the same house like anybody who knows anything about kids knows what that situation is going to be like like welcome to parenthood.

3:23.0

It's it's a big cock box like that's what it is. Yes.

3:29.0

So yeah, so it's just like awkward so that they're at the cab and they're having their moment and then we switch scenes and we go over to Alex and Caroline and they're going to meet her mom.

3:41.0

And this was an interesting like scene set up to see how nervous Caroline was and then in turn that was making Alex nervous because he they're just coming off meeting his parents and that was like super awkward.

3:55.0

So they're both very nervous. Yeah, they're both so nervous and just so worried about how it was going to go. And at first you wonder like what are they so worried about and then you kind of get to see later on exactly why that is.

4:10.0

But I guess you know it seems like if they can survive all of these meetings of their very strong personality family members they can probably survive anything because let me tell you they have quite the family.

4:26.0

Yeah, both of them. Yeah, when for when with Chad and I Chad didn't introduce me to his mom for like I want to say like two years.

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