You Have No Authority Here
Giles Coren Has No Idea
The Times
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2022
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Giles and Esther dig through the week's news for a column idea; from the Jackie Weaver inquest to the London Resort spider, to Prince Phillips memorial service and Will Smith's slap at the Oscars. Giles is worried because he hasn't read the papers yet whilst Esther is struggling to find ski gear for their holiday.
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| 0:00.0 | Waitrose have added more of your favourites to their new lower prices. |
| 0:03.6 | Or is it new new lower prices, or newer new lower prices? |
| 0:07.9 | Well, they've added more, so it could be more newer new lower prices. |
| 0:11.6 | Or even the newest of new lower prices on more. |
| 0:14.2 | Ernie, who? |
| 0:15.6 | Waitrose have new new lower prices on hundreds of your favourites, |
| 0:19.3 | like apples, chicken, and those cheeky ginger nuts. |
| 0:22.1 | Waitrose. |
| 0:23.1 | Food to feel good about. |
| 0:24.9 | Selected stores, subjects with availability, |
| 0:26.9 | prices may vary, a little waitrose, channel islands, and concessions. |
| 0:32.6 | Charles is worried because he's only got 45 items, rather than a hundred and fifty. |
| 0:37.6 | This is the first time I've ever done the podcast on Wednesday, |
| 0:41.8 | and not having read Wednesday's times. |
| 0:43.5 | But we've got gold dust. |
| 0:45.8 | It's fine, you don't need all the chaff that you normally come to the table with. |
| 0:48.8 | No, it's not chaff. |
| 0:49.8 | It is chaff. |
| 0:50.8 | We've bought it and we've bought the record forward because you're in such a hurry. |
| 0:53.4 | I am in a hurry. I've got a very busy day. |
| 0:55.4 | Did you got someone coming for lunch? |
| 0:57.1 | No, I've got a tile breaking up from school. |
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