"You F*cking Bitch Idiot" -Klein's Kid (FULL SHOW 4/14)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

Today was a classic example of why people call into the show begging us to 'do more better.' The show was riddled with f'bombs, mistakes & tantrums. We even had a failed guest appearance! Klein had to tell his kids this morning that they indeed had to go to school after the LAUSD reached a last minute agreement with teachers, principals and cafeteria workers. They didn't take it well, which resulted in an expletive laden rant that almost got us fined by the FCC. We also did an AMA with a nanny to the rich and powerful, but apparently it didn't make her rich enough for a stable phone connection. Just as we were learning about 'nanny meat' we had to cut things short, leaving us with more questions than answers. Klein detailed a negative run-in with a cashier at Trader Joe's, heard about your weird turn ons, and apparently shaving Klein's head is back on the table.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right, $5.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah, make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.1	Hey, what's going on, Granite Ali?
0:33.3	Are you ready?
0:35.7	We're going back to the freaking moon, that's why. I love Cardinalia. Are you ready? We're going back to the freaking moon, that's why.
0:39.4	I love Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:42.6	Clining Allie, it's just okay.
0:46.0	Just don't like things about you too much.
0:49.0	Good morning, everybody.
0:50.9	Whoa, sweet different state, did you see that?
0:53.3	Beaver Clown-AllyN-A-Haw.
0:55.0	Let's get the still shouted.
0:57.0	The show started.
0:59.0	The show started.
1:00.0	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:03.0	Three, two, one!
1:06.0	And here we go.
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