You can't trust self driving cars, charities, or heretics, but you can trust Costaki - #2741

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In a stunning upset, Costaki made a surprise appearance on the show today to talk about how much money sports teams are worth. It's quite a bit, if you weren't aware. Even the least valuable ones are still nearing the billion dollar mark. The only other easy way to make that much money is to defraud the Minnesota government, and even then you might end up facing consequences eventually. Maybe.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Tom Bernard podcast and the family with Alex Bram Bernard Rasmuson.
0:10.0	Andy Bram Bernard.
0:11.5	And Kristen Bert.
0:12.7	Catherine will be back. She's at a doctor's appointment, but she should be in, I would imagine, any minute now.
0:17.7	It all depends if she's lingering or not.
0:20.3	Linger.
0:20.7	It's all I have to say. More like Linger. That's all I have to say.
0:21.6	That's all I have to say.
0:23.6	Nobody lingers at the doctor.
0:25.6	No, I was just saying.
0:26.6	I'm like the lingeriest lingerer, but not at a doctor's office.
0:31.6	I'm like, see ya.
0:32.6	I want out.
0:33.6	Yeah.
0:34.6	No, thank you.
0:35.6	See, that's the problem I got. My doctor is one of my friends, so I do linger at the doctor's office because Paulie.
0:41.3	You have to stop going to.
0:42.3	Paulie and I sit and schmooze for, although I haven't seen Paulie in a while now.
0:45.3	I haven't seen him in a long time.
0:46.3	There's Nana.
0:47.3	I just heard the door.
0:48.3	Beep, beep, beep, rough. There she is. Jude must not be there, huh? No, Jude was asleep.
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