You Can't Say Dumbledore Is Gay And Not Show Hole
Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2019
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Shane Dawson apologized for not having sex with his cat? Chelsea Clinton exposed herself as a rampant, neoliberal centrist? Lisa Vanderpump did body shots with noted Oscar winner Stefani Germanotta? Kat Von D outed herself as an anti-vaxxer, AGAIN? James Gunn was rehired despite his rampant sexism, transphobia, and racist tweets? Whew! We'd be lying if we said we can't wait to dive in!
Eating For Free is a bi-weekly gossip podcast reporting from the edge of the internet! We're a new wave of celebrity reporters at a time when pop culture is increasingly chaotic and media lacks the ability or moral direction to make sense of this capitalist nightmare!
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Show Notes:
- Chelsea Clinton is confronted by NYU students.
- J.K. Rowling reveals Dumbledore's fraught sexual "history."
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | What do I think of her? |
| 0:01.0 | Yes? |
| 0:02.0 | I don't think of her. |
| 0:04.0 | B. |
| 0:05.0 | Shut your fucking mouth. |
| 0:06.0 | That's not enough of you, you've been. |
| 0:08.0 | Beast? |
| 0:09.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:10.0 | How dare you? |
| 0:11.0 | Glass a red wine and a swish up. |
| 0:14.0 | I think you get the bitch ya, bitch, bitch. |
| 0:18.0 | How dare you? |
| 0:20.0 | How are you? |
| 0:30.0 | How are you feeling in the wake of Jojo, Siwa, and the Siwa Nader's, and the void we stared into last week. |
| 0:33.2 | Oh, he's taking a sip of the margarita I made him. |
| 0:43.5 | I feel like I... You know know when like a sponge doesn't get like drained out and it sits in like the sink for like a few like a week or something untouched and it just kind of because i'm |
| 0:48.9 | infinitely too clean for that to happen and it doesn't it doesn't it stinks a little and it's a little discolored. But when you squeeze it out and you rinse it, you know, it's back to normal. I feel like that's a ramp. Right now, I just was rinsed out and I feel a bit more cleansed again. Like we reset, we're like off of that. I mean, I'm fully entrenched in it still. |
| 1:16.1 | I feel like I've shackled myself to the void I'm currently gazing at. |
| 1:18.7 | No, yeah, I've completed the cycle. |
| 1:19.4 | I'm through the void. |
| 1:21.0 | Doesn't mean I will not be there again. |
| 1:23.6 | You've fully butterfied your way through it. |
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