Bird to your mother, it's time for another episode of Bird's Whip Friends.

Just some hop-laying, ran-fast vertical stems and professors from pan-watching Eagles and pray like Pazuki's on birthdays.

It's Philadelphia, Marissa Bowen, Zack kick in a cooler than three penguins till Zack runs off with his valet cheese.

He's a real nuanced goose, pull up a branch, get loose, it's time for some juice on some orange red front.

The early bird gets the worm, but but birds get in turn like a turn on some orange red front.

Marissa Bowen, Zack, you're here to squawk. Don't miss the mistress talk on some orange red front.

I don't call it the offseason, we call it the non-plank season.

Is that what you say when people, you know, Normie's asked you about what you do in the offseason?

You say it's not the offseason, it's the non-plank season.

I don't correct them, but I'll call it the non-plank season.

Okay. I'll feel like there's the playing season in the offseason.

The NPO.

Yeah.

Hello everybody, and welcome to birds with friends on a Wednesday evening 9, 12 p.m.

Day three of free agency, Bow Wolf, Zack Berman, Marissa done here to unpack another Newsy day, two major pieces of news for the Eagles.

A bad day for purveyors of banana pudding in the Philadelphia area and a scary day for married men.

As Darius Slay is leaving, and Fletcher Cox is sticking around.

Fletcher Cox signed to a one-year deal for $10 million.

Darius Slay released where they post June 1.

Designations, Zack, how are you?

Excited for this podcast.

Doing well. Been a good day, long day.

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