You Can't Have Pokémon and Hate Your Parents

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Mel and Dustin aren’t kidding around when it comes to the tweenie meanies. If you thought parenting little ones is hard, settle in, hot takes from the front seat inbound. Mel drops us a lesson on the ever changing mind and body of a woman, she forgets about her pregnancies, we answer the age old’ question; “Would you recommend having kinds?”, we cover the sacrifices necessary for graduating to a teen, and more.

Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family >> Dustin Nickerson | Runs in the Family (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

This Week’s Sponsor:

BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone.

Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!”

Check out our Patreon page!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to [email protected] and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at www.andylikeswords.com.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Today's episode is brought to you by Bark Technologies,
0:02.8	with Parental Control Monitoring apps
0:04.8	and the new Bark phone.
0:05.8	Bark is the best comprehensive Parental Control
0:08.3	Tool for families.
0:09.3	Listen to today's episode for more details. Hey everybody welcome to don't make me come back there. We are a funny podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nicerson. I'm a stand-up comedian and a host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me in our state of the art recording studio above Public Square Coffee.
0:43.6	Almost got that one.
0:44.4	In downtown La Mesa is my lovely wife,
0:48.6	my co-host, and overall great gal, Melissa Nickerson.
0:52.0	Hey there.
0:53.0	And our producer, Andy.
0:55.0	Hey Andy, how are you?
0:57.0	I'm good.
0:58.0	You did miss Delftler voice again.
1:00.0	Is that?
1:02.0	I watched recently the oh yeah let's do our cheers you know welcome everybody
1:07.6	backseaters to us to the pod thank you everybody For tuning in.
1:13.1	I watched a little behind the scenes.
1:15.2	You know that the famous missed outfire scene
1:19.4	where he has the Pie Mask on
1:22.2	and it's dropping into the social workers coffee or tea or whatever
1:29.4	I knew there was some totally improvised scene it wasn't supposed to be melting. It was melting and then he
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dustin Nickerson, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Dustin Nickerson and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.