You Can't Come Back To Church

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Who is anyone to tell any person that they are no longer welcome at the church?

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.4	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my
0:09.6	strawberry letter for today.
0:11.2	The subject is trapped under his bed.
0:16.2	God.
0:16.6	Girl.
0:17.6	I've been there, though.
0:19.0	I've been there.
0:19.5	I've been there.
0:37.8	I've been there, done that. Oh, my God. I'm talking about I didn't been there by, oh, I didn't done about two and a half hours under the bed. Oh, my God. I didn't done about two and a half hours. I really get into the strawberry letter in just a little bit right now. You don't longer than that, Jay?
0:39.7	Longed than that day.
0:40.9	All night.
0:42.7	That's really nice, man.
0:43.8	When he come back.
0:46.5	You home.
0:48.7	Who is that snoring?
0:50.2	I can't hear somebody snoring, but me and you, what is that?
0:55.6	All right. Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
0:59.1	What's you got for a snap?
1:00.7	You can't come back to church.
1:05.6	You can't come back to church.
1:12.4	All right, hey, hey, hey. Thank you, sure, and thank you. Come back to church. I understand.
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