You are the Fuck Buddy, nothing more. [VIDEO]

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

This week, your father gifts you with a day in her life. This bitch is Vlog Podcasting again. Your father is a grown up… Alex has summer plans and she’s willing to share them. But first Alex reminisces on all the toxic men who gave her PTSD by planning trips, then ditching her ass seconds before flights were boarding. Your father recognizes she used to be a child. Alex exposes herself for ruining a college boy’s life, when she abandoned him at the club for a World Series Champion, a mere 13 feet away. Alex hasn’t had sex in months- and birth control is to blame. Is it advice you’re looking for? We’ve got it! You are a FUCK BUDDY nothing more. Advice given. Also, two men close to Big Al divulge the issues men are having in the dating scene. Ladies listen up. Lots to learn here. And stick around till the end for a surprise worth waiting for… Daddy Gang, you won’t want to miss this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with Call Her Daddy.
0:11.0	Hello everyone welcome back to another episode of Call Her Daddy. I am your
0:15.9	host Alexandra Cooper coming to you live from bed. I have been on my third hour of binging television and it's 10 in the morning.
0:25.0	And I figured I'd stop binging and I would just start podcasting because yeah it's May
0:31.5	but I'm already feeling like that like summer
0:34.3	Tuesday vibe where like you're checking out on Tuesday let me tell you what I did
0:40.2	this morning my eyes. I grabbed my telephone. Telephone first. Why am I calling
0:46.3	a telephone? I sound like I'm 80. I grabbed my iPhone and I started online shopping.
0:52.1	I didn't even look at Instagram. I just went right to the online shopping and I don't know if you guys can relate to this but like when you start online shopping you keep all those tabs open right and you put a bunch of shit in your cart and then you can either
1:04.9	marinate on it for a couple days you're like am I gonna buy this am I gonna get
1:08.2	this one am I gonna find something better and then naturally all of a sudden you find
1:12.0	yourself on she in or like I like to call it Sheein.
1:15.9	You buy a bathing suit from Sheein and you are guaranteed a yeast infection. So I've been online shopping for summer because I have plans this summer and I usually have
1:41.1	no plans. We like accountability culture here on Colorado. I want to take
1:46.3	accountability that I have a history of never making plans in my life and that's my
1:51.8	own doing and really more so with regard to like my
1:54.5	relationships not as much with my friends but like when I'm dating someone or
1:58.0	when I'm seeing someone when I'm talking to someone in the past between the
2:00.9	ages of 15 and 25 years old I engaged in toxic
2:06.8	relationships and I'm also self-aware enough to know I was 50% of that toxic
2:10.9	relationship we don't place blame here okay but I would never of that
2:15.0	I would never have plans because I would be dating these toxic guys.
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