You are better than no one else, and no one is better than You. Because Human Beings are too complex to evaluate against each other
The Blindboy Podcast
Blindboyboatclub
4.9 • 8.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2026
⏱️ 92 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Greetings, you temporary Emmets. |
| 0:03.0 | Welcome to the Blindby Podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | If this is your first episode, |
| 0:08.0 | consider going back to an earlier podcast to familiarize yourself with the lore of this podcast. |
| 0:14.0 | And if you're a regular listener, you know the crack. |
| 0:18.0 | I have a couple of very large announcements this week. The first one, |
| 0:21.9 | because I promised I'd say it as early in the podcast as possible, is I'm coming back to Australia |
| 0:28.0 | and New Zealand in April of 2027 and those tickets are on sale today, 3rd of June, at 12 noon |
| 0:36.7 | at 12 noon Australia Eastern Time and you get those tickets on my website, |
| 0:40.8 | the blind by podcast.io, assuming it doesn't crash. And just thank you to all my listeners |
| 0:46.5 | in Australia and New Zealand for telling your friends about the podcast for spreading the word |
| 0:51.5 | because it's after getting really big over there. |
| 0:56.1 | I'm gigging Sydney Opera House. I'm going to be headlining Sydney Opera House. |
| 1:01.4 | I'd speak about that later in the fucking podcast and the other dates, but I can't believe it. |
| 1:07.4 | Thank you to all that the steaming quavas and 10 foot declines for telling your friends for sharing |
| 1:13.0 | the podcast because it's word of mouth. This is word a mouth. I'm not advertised down there. I'm not on |
| 1:19.6 | fucking TV. This is all word I'm out. I'm going to begin this week's podcast with a piece of |
| 1:24.8 | prose poetry that was written by the actor Liam |
| 1:28.3 | Nason. He recited this to me in a dream. The poem is called, I am slowly turning into |
| 1:36.3 | glass so that I can be hurled at the forehead of God. When I die, my soul will not ascend. It will arrive in heaven as a spinning pint |
| 1:51.1 | glass full of cider and I will collide with God's forehead. His purple blood will drip |
| 1:59.1 | from the cosmos and stick to the clouds. |
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