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Cashing in with T.J. Miller

Yoda Theft

Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2015

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Cash and T.J. talk about Thomas the Tank Engine, carnival games, 50/50 raffles, Vitamin C, farmersonly.com, The Hitler Card, “Little Sisters”, Yelp, lazy clouds, snail turtles and ask the question, “Isn’t it time for sleeved condoms?” Things were different when this episode was recorded, they didn’t know any better... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Now entering Nerist.com.

0:09.0

Nurdist.com.

0:09.0

Answering the questions you don't have.

0:15.0

Deep conversations in the shallow end.

0:20.0

Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.

0:25.0

Intelligent-ish.

0:27.0

This is caching- in with T.J. Miller.

0:56.3

Bupup, boop, boop, boop boop boo boop boo, boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-o-boo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Leby, it's finally happened. I'm so excited. My identity was stolen and I was hoping someone would have the interest to steal my identity. It feels really good.

1:01.8

I mean no one ever wanted to be me before even myself sometimes but I mean I don't know I'm here with Ryan I right Ryan I don't know if you you never got to see me at that chariton the angle was just it was it I

1:17.7

looked so terrible it was almost like it was almost like something crawled out of the corpse of Nancy Grace, you know,

1:25.0

Sure.

1:26.0

The frozen carcass of Nancy Grace.

1:29.0

I looked so terrible.

1:30.0

So anyway, I didn't think anyone would want to be me, but someone took the interest to actually take my name.

1:35.8

And I was so excited at first and then I realized this whole thing is a little more Machia Valle than you'd think.

1:41.6

What they do is they also spend your money, which in that

1:45.4

part I was really stunned. I thought they would just show up at me, you know as me at

1:49.5

parties or whatever and you know maybe let other people buy the drinks but apparently they

1:56.3

take your identity and then they try to take your money and it's been really

1:59.4

expensive I have to keep I've had to take out a loan to keep my account full because I don't want that person bouncing checks.

2:05.0

That would be really embarrassing for my identity that's been stolen.

2:09.0

And I also want it to be a good experience for the person that steals my identity.

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