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Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2015

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Cash and T.J. talk about surprise parties, reconstructive surgery, prong fingers, mutton twined chandeliers, Nietzsche, Falaphicy, Thomas Jefferson, Mr. Mucus, dogs dressed up like clowns, Tupperware cars, restless genital syndrome, the Archduchess of Norway and ask the question, “Why can’t people be more careful?” Try not to laugh during this episode, it will only make you cough.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now entering Nerist.com.
0:09.0	Nurdist.com.
0:09.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:15.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:20.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:25.0	Intelligent-ish.
0:27.0	This is caching- in with T.J. Miller. That da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Hey, I'm Kow. Bewh, Bewh,
0:44.0	Roo!
0:46.0	Roff?
0:48.0	Bower,
0:49.0	Welcome back to Cashing in with T.J. Miller, I'm Catch Levy.
0:52.0	And I'm T. J. Miller. I'm Kach Levy. And I'm T.J. Miller.
0:55.1	sitting over there. He looks just like me. He stole my identity.
0:59.1	Reconstructive surgery. Still my identity, Recon identity reconstructed his surgery.
1:04.3	I had reconstructive surgery.
1:05.7	The whole time I dressed like I was living during the reconstruction.
1:09.0	Yeah, yeah, he had to.
1:10.0	So I had on a large, you know, bell-shaped gown.
1:13.8	Yeah, had his face redone, it looks just like mine.
1:17.3	Kept his hair, shortened his legs,
1:19.4	lengthen his torso.
1:20.4	Yeah, whole thing.
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