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How To Do Everything

Yes, No, and Present

How To Do Everything

NPR

4.21.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2016

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

How to avoid a bad bee sting, get back at bad Facebook posters, and look cool when you're carrying a Trapper Keeper.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, before we begin we want to tell you to try out the NPR1 app for your phone.

0:05.0

Every Thursday this month you can hear episodes of pop culture happy hour a day early.

0:10.0

That's exclusively on NPR1.

0:12.7

A day before they've even been recorded.

0:15.0

By listening, you may alter the future.

0:17.8

Find pop culture happy hour stories

0:19.7

from your local station and more on the NPR 1 app.

0:23.1

It's on your App Store.

0:24.3

We want to encourage you not to go back in time and listen.

0:28.1

You could then alter the reality in which we now live

0:31.6

with grave consequences for you and your children and your grandchildren.

0:36.7

You could alter the course of humanity in a way that could cause all of us great peril.

0:45.0

So please listen to pop culture happy hour

0:49.0

in the present or in the future,

0:51.3

but do not attempt to change the past, no matter how tempting it may be, to change your present reality.

0:57.0

Again, it may seem as if by going back and tinkering with choices and mistakes you've made

1:10.0

in the past, you can improve the present present but all of time is a mobile hanging above a

1:16.7

crib and by by disturbing one all things move. You could you could conceivably just by sending a

1:28.9

thank you note you forgot to send you could destroy all of the fabric of space. So we want to just once again do not

1:38.1

use the NPR1 app to travel into the past.

1:43.0

Use it to listen to programs that NPR has created for your enjoyment.

1:49.0

That is the only recommended use of the app.

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