It's the Virch Show.

All right, most people know Alexander the Great as the guy who created one of the largest empires in history.

But what I think he should get credit for is being the Queen B of the most toxic friend group known to man.

So toxic, he actually murdered two of his closest confidants.

Hear ye, hear ye.

Come forth, all Instagram bettys and crypto bros for the most salacious gossip in the

whole village.

Abby's done the work to bring you the old gossip.

So Alexander the Great was history's original overachiever.

He conquered half of the known world by 25 and by 30.

He's basically the CEO of Earth.

Like he's out here collecting Empire.

As the CEO of Earth?

He's like, how much does the Earth cost?

I'm going to buy the Earth.

Well, when you have like your name followed by the great, you're better on the earth.

He's the great. He's collecting empires like I collect hotel mini shampoos. But the real tea is his

friend group was a hot mess. Like toxic squad goals had a Mount Rushmore.

These guys would be on it.

And not like a nice inspirational Mount Rushmore, the one where George Washington is

crying in a corner and Abe Lincoln is stabbing him in the back.

So first up in our toxic friend group, it's Cletus the Black, which is his act.

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