Hey, the bird show.

Juneteenth is tomorrow, Abby.

It's a big deal.

Tomorrow, a lot of white America is still going to ask themselves, what's June

teeth again?

So, and you can probably go on with the rest of the federal holiday that they probably

weren't taught about in school, which is kind of a shame because this is a big deal.

Because when Abe Lincoln ended slavery in 1963, it took one state, almost three years to get with the program.

This is the Yeold Gossip on Juneteenth.

Hear ye, hear ye.

Come forth, all Instagram buddies and crypto bros

for the most salacious gossip in the whole village.

Abby's done the work to bring you the old gossip.

So picture this.

It's January 1st, 1863.

This is what you would have heard in the club back of the day.

On the harpsichord, probably.

Getting cruel.

It's a new year and a new America, maybe, because that's what it was supposed to be,

because President Abraham Lincoln signed this little thing called the Emancipation Proclamation,

which then in the club, we weren't all fam, but Abe Lincoln was trying to make it so we were all fam into club.

Yeah, he was like, let's all be fam in the club with the emancipation proclamation.

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