The Bird Show.

All right, Abby, it's time for you old together.

Yeah, she's been called a lover, an advisor, a betrayer.

A betrayer, but who was La Manche really?

Was she the woman who helped shape the fate of Mexico?

Or is she history's most infamous backstabber?

Hear ye, hear ye!

Come forth, all Instagram betties and crypto bros

for the most salacious gossip in the whole village.

Abby's done the work to bring you the old gossip.

You ever notice how history treats women,

sort of like they're on Yelp?

Like seriously, Cleopatra, two stars.

Slept with Caesar.

Helen of Troy, three stars, two pretty,

cause traffic issues in Greece.

And here's La Malinche,

which I'm having a really hard time pronouncing,

so please give me some grace.

I'm very white this morning.

She's kind of the original.

It's complicated relationship status.

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