Ye Olde Gossip: Did You Know The Pope’s Daughter Was A FREAK?
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🗓️ 20 March 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're on The Virtue. |
| 0:01.9 | If your history teacher had any other interests than knitting and calling their mom on the weekends, |
| 0:07.1 | you would realize that history is actually just a lot of hot gossip. |
| 0:10.3 | And it's quite interesting. |
| 0:12.0 | And today's ye old gossip, where I'm going to be spilling the hot tea on what went down during Renaissance Rome, |
| 0:18.1 | it is very fitting because we might be getting a new Pope pretty soon, |
| 0:21.2 | because Pope Francis, who's 88, is currently recovering from a severe respiratory infection |
| 0:27.1 | that led to his hospitalization. And it may be time to choose a new Pope. And I'm sure there is a more |
| 0:32.6 | savory way of choosing the Pope nowadays. But back in the Renaissance period, choosing a new pope was a bit |
| 0:38.8 | like making a list of the seven deadly sins and making sure you committed at least one of them |
| 0:43.2 | during your campaign. Allow me to introduce you to the Borgias. Oh, I loved that show back in the day. |
| 0:50.0 | So good. All right, they were a mix between the Kardashians, the Sopranos, and stick with me here. |
| 0:56.2 | The family from TLC's hit reality show. |
| 0:58.8 | Here comes Honey Boo Boo. |
| 1:01.1 | This is a religious family we're talking about. |
| 1:04.0 | Because we can't prove it, but incest was probably involved. |
| 1:07.8 | I'm affectionately calling our Borgia's reality show bopping around with the Borges. |
| 1:12.8 | And the Kim Kardashian of it is Pope Alexander the sixth daughter Lucrezia Borja. |
| 1:19.3 | Forgive her father, for she is slayed. If you thought making an adult film for fame was bad, |
| 1:24.1 | Lucretzia Borja wrote the scroll on how to become famous for all the wrong reasons. |
| 1:29.1 | And this was the Pope's daughter, right? This is the Pope's daughter. But Lucrezia's first step into |
| 1:33.3 | notoriety has nothing to do with what she did with her lovers. Rather, it's what she didn't do. |
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