Yadvina's Keys to The Carriage House: The Nocturnal Emitter & Lobsters Take Two (Patreon 26)

Ask Ronna

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4.9 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Ronna (& Bryan) are still on their Free Feed break, but a certain Ukrainian housekeeper is back in Marblehead with a little gift for you. Once again, it's the keys to The Carriage House and a sneak peek at Patreon! This week we travel back to August 7, 2020, with Patreon 26. Agent Provocateur Ronna & CCEO (Bryan) are here with a doozy of a question about what to do when you wake up to your partner energetically masturbating in bed next to you while you're trying to sleep. Then it's on to matters less risqué, including proper bidet etiquette and what to do if your neighbors aren't reciprocating your offers to socialize. Also, (Bryan) took Ronna's notes from the previous week and offers up a new version of the Lobsterman's commercial. We think you'll agree it's...got more panache. Do you want access to The Carriage House every week? Join us on Patreon! Just $5 a month gets you an ALL NEW episode every Friday...even during our Free Feed break! patreon.com/askronna The Negronna is a drink for all seasons! Fall is just around the corner, and there's nothing better to sip while waiting for the sweater weather to arrive than a balanced and boozy Negronna. Go to negronna.com to get yours today, and don't forget that tax and shipping are included on all domestic orders. And speaking of impending sweater weather, it's almost time for us to take the ice out of our delicious Ask Ronna Coffee. Warm up with a cup of Carriage House Blend or Shades of Vanilla, and subscribe and save $3 per bag at askronnacoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	We're going to be a little bit more fun.
0:07.0	We're going to be a little bit more fun.
0:14.0	We're going to be a little bit more fun.
0:18.0	Brian.
0:20.0	Hi, Rhonda.
0:22.0	Look, we didn't have a clipping or this remix.
0:26.0	We did our keykeep.
0:27.0	What is so, what on earth is so funny, Rhonda?
0:30.0	Have you always been an entrance maker?
0:35.0	You know, yeah, I think except sometimes I make an entrance when I don't mean to.
0:41.0	Like, I'm trying to just enter something quietly, but then that ends up being a disturbance.
0:45.0	But sometimes I do try to make an entrance.
0:47.0	Have you ever entered anything quietly?
0:51.0	I've tried to.
0:53.0	Like, if I'm at a party, I usually try to like dip in and dip out.
0:57.0	But if it's like a few people, I'll be a little louder about it.
1:00.0	Yeah.
1:01.0	Because I feel like I love whenever you open your mouth for the first time.
1:06.0	We sit down, we do the record.
1:08.0	Whenever you say hello, and maybe sometimes maybe you're just being fun.
1:16.0	But I feel like this, I can tell so much about your morning or your day just by how you say hello to me.
1:22.0	But who knows, maybe trying to throw me off the scent.
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