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Yadvina's Keys to The Carriage House: Mr. Purple & the Poopcast (Patreon 30)

Ask Ronna

Cloud10

Comedy

4.94.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Time for another sneak peek inside The Carriage House courtesy of Yadvina! This week we go back a little over a year to Labor Day weekend of 2020. Ronna's off to the Vineyard for the holiday, and (Bryan) and the Lobsterman are planning a little tour of Massachusetts that they would totally be willing to cancel for a chance to play shirtless tennis for Ronna and her friends. But, before anyone ventures off for a (socially distanced) weekend, we answer some tough questions about dealing with new roles and responsibilities once a family member dies, what happens when your married lover becomes your COVID BF, and what to do when your friends don't donate to your cause on social media. Are you missing Ronna (& Bryan)? Join us on Patreon for all new episodes every Friday, even during our Free Feed break! Just $5 a month gets you inside The Carriage House, and $10 gets you Sauna Privileges and video of every episode. patreon.com/askronna Nothing says "drink for all seasons" like a big, beautiful, boozy bottle of Negronna! There are still a few bottles available for your enjoyment, and tax and shipping are included on all domestic orders. negronna.com Fall is coming, and it's almost time to throw on that sweater and lovingly grasp a nice warm cup of coffee. And why on earth would it be any coffee other than Ask Ronna Coffee? Whether it's Carriage House Blend or Shades of Vanilla, you're guaranteed autumnal bliss. askronnacoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I am excited. I'm going to the vineyard as you know. I'm on the vineyard for an extended

0:28.8

few days. So I may have to do my next video recording from there. Yeah. I'm not sure yet.

0:36.7

In which case, that presents a whole host of issues for me because I have to find a place

0:41.6

to record where people aren't too jealous when they see my house. And you've been to

0:46.1

the house. You know, it's hard to find a corner aspirational that doesn't feel fabulous.

0:51.8

It's true. Even like, like, let me put it this way. I think mice don't feel good enough

0:57.7

to go to a property like that. Say, I think they feel fabulous. I think of like,

1:02.9

stew at little. So if there's ever a mouse there, which by the way there isn't, but if

1:08.1

there ever is a mouse there, that mouse is living a pretty, kush life. Yes. Because you

1:12.7

get that sort of, I imagine that my mice in the vineyard, because I must have wanted

1:17.9

to because, you know, of the wetland, of course, right? You're by a, a field, a field,

1:22.1

a mouse. Yeah. I imagine those mice feel like they live in a little doll's house. But

1:28.5

inside the walls of my house, they have a whole other setup. And they're probably thinking,

1:33.6

look, we've got a good deal here. And you know what's really going to be unfortunate

1:38.1

if we have sex. So they listen, the choices this, you either enter Rana's house as a mouse

1:45.4

and live a life as a nun and a monk, or you don't go in Rana's house. Yeah. Those are

1:51.4

the choices. Yeah. But I'm looking forward to it. I haven't been to the vineyard in a few

1:55.3

weeks. So I'm looking forward to seeing what's going on down there. I know the COVID protocols

1:59.3

have been, you know, well, guess what I'm doing. Oh. So the lobsterman's going to take me

2:07.3

on a tour of all the cities that he mentioned in the video. So we're going to Lynn and we're

2:11.9

going to something, something sure, sure is going to be, so he's going to do that by

2:18.5

the water, by water or by, by, by sea, by land. Oh, no, no, no, we're just driving places.

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