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X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

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Bald Move

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews, After Shows

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2016

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

It's that time again, time for Jim and A.Ron to review the latest comic book movie! This up is Bryan Singer's latest; X-Men Apocalypse. The big problem with this film is that it's just an okay comic book film, and we just don't think that's good enough in a world where there's six multi-million dollar comic boom films per year, especially in a year with Deadpool and Captain America 3. Your mileage may vary, depending on how big a comic book fan you are, in particular how big of an X-Men fan you are. This podcast is an abridged version of the full, spoiler-filled discussion available only to our club members. Check out our Club Bald Move page to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content! Join the discussion: Email | Forums Follow us: Twitter | Instagram | Facebook Leave Us A Review on Apple Podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're going to. Oh, Hey, welcome to another first run bald movies podcast Aaron and I just got done

0:37.6

watching X-Men Apocalypse for the first and only time I'd say we we're here to talk about it you know we just

0:47.3

got out of the theater not not minutes ago mhm so it's hot off the presses. What do you think of it?

0:53.0

Non-spiler to start.

0:56.0

Yeah, so I was thinking through that the last third of this movie,

1:00.0

what am I going to say?

1:01.0

Because it's not a bad film. It not terrible it's not it's not a great what it is is like imagine if

1:07.1

Honda next year for next years accord rolled out the 1999 model and said here it is yeah the

1:14.4

brand new 2017 Honda Accord and you'd be like that's a 1999 model oh no it's got

1:22.0

GPS navigation it's got GPS navigation it's got L c it's got a heads up the split but it's like

1:26.8

Recognizably the old body style and this movie feels old and there's a lot of like for example I couldn't get over how bad

1:36.7

the makeup job on apocalypse was was it bad I mean you can tell it's a piece of latex glued on the dude's forehead. It's straight out of Star Trek The Next Generation's

1:46.6

playbook. Right, right. You got a fantastic... But it's nice quality latex. But I mean you can still tell it's not his skin like this and you know I get it's like well it's

1:56.3

epauglob maybe it's not as well fuck you it doesn't look like it belongs on his face is what I'm saying and

2:00.8

Oscar Isaac isn't it is a pretty amazing actor I've got a lot of affection for the guy yeah

2:06.3

but he's buried under all this makeup I didn't even know it was him really I saw it in the

2:12.1

credits I was like oh you didn't notice him when he's like naked on the table at the beginning?

2:16.6

No.

2:17.6

Well, so not to smoke too much, but there's a couple scenes of him walking around,

2:21.1

what I shouldn't say modern, mid-80s, Cairo.

2:24.0

It's the most ludicrous thing I've ever seen.

2:26.4

It is, it's ridiculous.

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