Because we live in the world where wrestling pay-per-views seem to happen every single day of the week.

Clash in Paris, the latest WWE international extravaganza, if you will, is here this weekend, this Sunday in a very Euro time-friendly zone,

which I, for the second week in a row, I'm very thankful for. Sorry, Americans, we get a couple a year. It's fine. We'll work it out.

Not the biggest show on the calendar by any stretch of the imagination, but definitely a big show.

By virtue of the location, if nothing else, we know that the French fans are crazy for pro wrestling.

It is frankly criminal that AJ Stiles is not on this show.

After the serenades he was greeted with when he wrestled, Cody Rhodes the last time

we had a French PLA. But that's neither here nor there. I'm not here to predict matches that

don't exist. I'm here to predict the ones that do. So let's get this thing on the road with the opener, maybe. I mean, who am I kidding? The Romans Rains match is probably going to open the show, right? So he can come in, he can do his big entrants, get the crowd going, and then leave, maybe take a shower, chill out, go home, whatever he wants to do. But John Cena versus Logan Paul. They've been allies previously on the John

Sina retirement tour about when he was doing the heel run which didn't quite work out the way

things had intended when we initially got that wonderful angle of course at Elimination Chamber.

Logan Paul's a pest, he's a menace, he's a nuisance. He's also not somebody that I don't think John Cena needs to put over on his way out the door.

I'm a big believer in that way of doing business when someone is retiring,

but this is not John Cena's actual retirement match, thank goodness, there will be more after this.

So if you really want to maximise the rub that somebody gets from beating Sina right at the end,

I do think he needs to win matches like this.

So I'm predicting him pretty, I mean it's a pretty straightforward one for that very reason.

Paul, the argument for him would be, well, he's going to be in WWE longer term.

He is a part-timer, but he works a bunch of these things a year these days. He's a pretty regular wrestler these days. It's not like he's a won a year and done kind of guy. So he's around a bit more. He could use the win a bit more, yada, yada, yada, all of that stuff. And while that is quite logical i think that the senior retirement

is much bigger uh than than the logan paul's push over the next few months so pretty straightforward

sina victory for me but if you can make the argument for logan paul do so in the comments below

shamus versus rusev is up next or mero versus Roussev as I tried to explain it in the office earlier

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