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🗓️ 24 July 2025
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The movies from my teenage years foreshadowed the topsy-turvy world of today’s private equity industry. Back then, we heard of strange things afoot at the Circle K (Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure) and dogs and cats living together (Ghostbusters). Today, a lack of distributions and secondary sales from longstanding leaders strange things in the industry and the convergence of public and private assets might feel like dogs and cats living together.
I’ve been thinking about how this will play out over time and in particular, where future commitments from LPs will land.
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0:00.0 | This what Ted's thinking, |
0:07.4 | deconstructing private equity, portfolio construction for the post-distribution drought, |
0:13.4 | discusses what private equity commitments might look like for institutions after the current |
0:18.4 | logjam receipts. |
0:20.4 | The movies from my teenage years foreshadowed the topsy-turvy world of today's private equity |
0:26.0 | industry. |
0:27.2 | Back then, we heard about strange things afoot at the Circle K in Bill and Ted's Excellent |
0:32.9 | Adventure and dogs and cats living together in Ghostbusters. |
0:38.1 | Today, the lack of distributions and secondary sales from longstanding leaders are strange |
0:44.1 | things in the industry, and the convergence of public and private assets might feel like |
0:49.2 | dogs and cats living together. |
0:51.7 | I've been thinking about what commitments from LPs will look like on the other |
0:55.9 | side of this logjam. Spoiler alert, expect a meaningful haircut in institutional commitments |
1:02.7 | with inflows from private wealth offering the possibility of filling the gap. None of this |
1:09.1 | should come as a surprise. Five years ago, in the Day of Reckoning for |
1:13.8 | Private Equity, I suggested we had already hit peak returns, but that it would take a while to |
1:19.7 | show up in the numbers. At the beginning of this year, before Liberation Day, I discussed why |
1:25.6 | distributions are unlikely to catch up with new money |
1:28.4 | in the ground for several more years in when will private markets normalize. |
1:34.7 | Institutional commitment models. |
1:37.4 | As Hugh MacArthur at Bain & Company noted on a recent Capital Allocator's podcast, distributions |
1:42.8 | as a percentage of invested capital held steady |
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