Ooh, it is early. We are recording early. This is the first time I've used my voice today. My voice today. Yep. What's up, everybody? How's everybody doing? Oh, man. Didn't get much sleep last night. I think Sarah got food poisoning. I don't think. Sarah got food poisoning. And so she was not feeling good all night. And then I had to wake up. She woke me up and then I didn't go back to sleep.

All right. I don't think Sarah got food poisoning. And so she was not feeling good all night.

And then I had to wake up.

She woke me up and then I didn't go back to sleep.

All right.

Let's, uh, let's call the brand.

Dino.

Let's call her up now.

Hi.

How you doing?

I'm good. I'm sleepy, though. Why are you sleepy? Astra. Yeah. Is having allergies. Okay. And her paw, did I tell you this last week? Her paws have been, she's been like licking her paws and now they're really irritated. So she's having to wear the cone. And now she's, I think it's been like a week. And she is so over it. She irritated so she's having to wear the cone and now she's I think it's been like a week and she is so over it she has decided she's going to sleep in between my legs until I take the cone off yeah why don't you put little little shoes on her

she takes them off oh she got sensitive paws yeah yeah boo has sensitive Do. But we just put the shoes on. She can't get them off. Maybe you just send me the leg to your shoes because whatever I've got, Astro takes them right off. Oh, these ones are like Velcroed on. That's what mine was. But mine was like neoprene. What material is yours? I don't know. Huh. Simuling. All right. I heard a little bit of your sob story. I guess Sarah's sob story, really. Yeah. She got food poisoning last night. From where? Well, that's the thing. I was the one who cooked. So I feel bad. Oh, no.

Here's the thing. I didn't get food poisoning. Do you know what I'm saying? What did you make? We have very small, what I like to call a low stakes pool party. We haven't used the pool, but we've been gone, you know? So like, we were like, we've got to have a pool party. And my brother's son is like learning to swim right now. also like we'll have anyways low stakes pool party real simple.

I made 24 hot dogs like ballpark style, not fancy at all. And then I made a bunch of barbecue shrimp.

Oh. You don't like shrimp? No, I don't. And that sounds like food poisoning waiting to happen. And there were some salsa. And that was it. But she only ate one shrimp. And I ate like at least 15. Wow. Maybe she got a bad dog. Maybe. But like, I don't even think you, can you get sick from a hot dog? I think anything's possible when it comes to hot dogs. I don't even know if there's any meat in it. You know, like I'm not even sure what's really in this thing. Well, exactly, right? I guess. But I had a hot dog too. She's telling she got the one hot talk. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. I need to hit up anyone else from the group people that came over to be like,

anyone else gets sick? I might just have. What it's like everyone comes out of the woodwork and is like, yeah, I'm deathly ill today, Wells. Thanks. Well, my brother will tell me won't be like ashamed. And then I have to go on Nick Viall's podcast today and his one of this co-hosts is Sarah's best friend Sierra. So I can ask her there. Hey, did you get sick? Yeah. Because if I got everyone sick, I'm going to feel terrible. Yeah. That's going to do a number on your reputation as a decent cook, you know? I know, I know, I know. My thought was what has got to be the shrimp, but then I was like, she's like, well, I only had one. And I was like, I had a lot of shrimp. But I don't know. Anyways, I might have killed my wife. Sorry. Oh, God. Poor Sarah. Invertently. Yeah. So what's going on with you? Oh, what is going on with me? I'm in Nashville, a bit home all week for the first week. My first week home since like mid-May. So it's been good. But I've just been like doing, going to a lot of doctor's appointments and getting all that stuff done, which isn't fun. I'm chilling. Dude, I went to the dentist the other day. Oh, yeah? Do you get the laughing gas?

No, I don't do that.

I'm fucking wrong.

You're missing out.

I don't need to be a little goofy for someone just to work on. It's not a need. It's like a why not? I guess. I've never even asked for it. But I tell you what, So this is my second in consultation.

The first one was with the doctor, was with the dentist.

And I was like, oh, this is lovely.

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