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Writing Tips From A Jerk

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2013

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Mayor Harmon tells us how to not write. Also discussed: Wikileaks, Disabilities, Ben Affleck and puppies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Wait for it.

0:20.0

No, no, it's crafts

0:33.4

Hello everybody welcome to meltdown comics part of town isn't session once again

0:46.8

Yeah

0:49.5

I love this song

0:51.7

No, it knows press and I guess punk band for the seventies

1:01.5

I'm Jeff Davis the cop children welcome to stage your mayor of Herman town, Mr. Dan Herman

1:13.7

Thank you

1:16.0

The stage is bad is down again. I thought that was a permanent thing that they were gonna raise the stage

1:21.6

So I pick the worst ways to open shows

1:25.4

Like I can't I can't especially podcasts

1:29.1

Visual stuff. Yeah, yeah, I just know I don't think I've ever done it right have I no you came out you shared off a couple times

1:35.6

Yeah, is that is that writer is that just like a symptom of how nervous I am about how to start the show I think it's exhilarating

1:43.7

You made some bad choices with that music. What was going on? I

1:48.3

Did not make my only bad choice. I thought the song started right away. I forgot there was kids playing stuff

1:53.8

Like eight different beginnings

1:56.3

George Bush saying no new taxes

2:00.4

There's like dialogue from a kung fu movie

2:03.3

Freddie Krueger came out it was like like like little kids playing like like hopscotch or a skip rope or some some business

2:09.8

Well, we're here now and now the show's underway. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how you how you start

2:15.6

It doesn't matter if you come up and and talk about how low the stage is

2:20.1

Entertainment's always just around the corner

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