Write-In Chaos & Tiny Shorts Justice
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2026
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
One man restored faith in democracy… and another completely destroyed faith in neighborhood etiquette.
Welcome to this absolutely unhinged episode of The Rizzuto Show, your favorite comedy podcast where the news is weird, the takes are questionable, and the dignity is optional.
We kick things off with the rise of local legend Bill Parmentier — a write-in candidate who pulled off the impossible and won a landslide victory in Manchester, Missouri. Not only did he win, he convinced hundreds of people to manually write his name on a ballot… which, let’s be honest, is the most impressive part. This is the kind of underdog story that makes you believe in the system again… or at least makes for incredible radio.
Then things take a hard left turn (as they always do on this comedy podcast). The crew celebrates National Rename Yourself Day with names that should never be spoken out loud again, announces a completely fake — and deeply disturbing — Rizz Fest lineup, and somehow ends up reading a full-blown children’s book roasting Rizz for his now-infamous “tiny blue shorts” incident.
Yes, that’s right. A neighborhood Nextdoor post exposed Rizz for tossing dog waste into someone else’s freshly emptied trash bin — and the internet (and this show) did what it does best: turn it into content. The result? A dramatic reading of a children’s book that will absolutely never get published… for legal reasons.
Oh, and because this is a daily comedy show, we wrap things up with Friday Fail Stories featuring peak human stupidity — including an alcohol-free bar manager getting a DUI and someone driving around with an alligator on their car like that’s just a normal Tuesday.
It’s chaotic, it’s sarcastic, it’s wildly unnecessary — and it’s exactly why this funny podcast exists.
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