Wound Check
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Greetings, all! Where to start this week? Well, Pete celebrated Stak moving offices to central London by heading straight to Harley Street and having a fatty lump cut out of his back. It had to be done - it was stopping him sleeping properly.
After that he tells Luke all about two ferrets he met on a walk this week, and although their owners didn't let him put them down his trousers, he was allowed to hold one of them briefly. What a victory in Pete's continuing quest for improved smalltalk!
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Luke and Pete Shaw. How the devil are you doing? It is Luke and Pete Shaw, |
| 0:13.0 | two men in the room talking about whatever the bloody hell we want to talk about. And you know what? |
| 0:17.5 | Sometimes people listen along and they don't not like it. They don't not like it. That's what a lot of the reviews say. We don't not like it, Pete and Luke. So, yeah, Lucie Boor is back in the building. In the... Wearing what can only be described as a shacket in goddamn August, the middle of August. What's wrong with you, man? Well, what's wrong with you is? You don't know what a shacket is, as per. It's a, like a jumper with a button on it. It's a flea jumper thing. Sorry, sorry, sorry, it's fine to wear a fleecy jumper on the 19th of August. Well, keen-eyed viewers of this and other shows will notice, and I don't know, as you know, Pete, it's not like me to blow my own trumpet. I don't want to talk about it. I've lost quite a loss of weight. Right. So now you're cold? Yeah, basically. At the back of the house where I am at the moment, it's pretty cold. A little bit chilly willyy on the night of August. Okay, right, I see. I always, it's funny because I always fancied myself in a survival situation, just purely due to being overweight. Right, yeah. No skills. Just overweight. He lasts forever, just nine on himself. Yeah, and now I've got no reserves to call on whatsoever. |
| 1:28.1 | Oh, |
| 1:28.2 | after we're jumpers all the time. |
| 1:29.8 | And it's not actually that warm today, mate. |
| 1:31.4 | I mean, |
| 1:31.6 | it's like 19 degrees or something. It's not that warm. I guess we're in slightly different places, it's quite sunny and... You just said we're in the same room, but we're not. Sorry, we're not in the same. Relying to the listenership, are you claimed to respect? |
| 1:25.5 | Well, you say that you've had some fat removed |
| 1:44.7 | through hard work and correct dieting. |
| 1:48.2 | I didn't say I had some fat removed. |
| 1:50.0 | Right. |
| 1:50.4 | Well, I've had some fat removed. |
| 1:51.9 | I had some fat removed yesterday. |
| 1:53.7 | Right. |
| 1:55.2 | Under the surgeon's knife, |
| 1:57.1 | gone for a full Tommy tuck. |
| 2:00.2 | What are you talking about? |
| 2:01.8 | I had a fatty lump |
| 2:03.4 | a lipoma on my back |
| 2:04.7 | that was preventing me from sleeping |
| 2:06.9 | How does it prevent you from sleeping? |
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