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WORST WAYS TO KEEP YOUR AFFAIR A SECRET?!

ShxtsNGigs

shxtsngigs

Comedy

4.88.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0

The tulips only bloom at midnight.

0:04.0

Sorry, what?

0:05.0

The tulips only bloom at midnight.

0:09.0

Are you talking to me?

0:10.0

The tulips only bloom at midnight.

0:14.0

I'm gonna sit on another bench if that's okay.

0:18.0

You don't need a secret code to get better deals on credit.

0:21.7

You just need a little help from Experian to improve your credit score.

0:25.6

Download the Experian app and check your credit score and report for free today.

0:32.1

This episode is sponsored by Shopify.

0:35.2

You know what that sound means, bro?

0:36.8

Obviously, gee.

1:12.1

That is the sound of another sale on Shopify. the all in one commerce platform to start, run and grow your business. Bro, obviously, we know better than anyone. Starting a business is one intimidating, is too, is techie and you have to fail at everything before you. We still fail. Yeah, you have to fail before you rise. Yeah. You have to fail before you rise. Bro, it's a nightmare. Yeah. And that's why having a platform like Shopify would have been a game changer. Because when you're starting something new, you need help that actually helps. Shopify is the commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world. From brands just getting started to household names like Mattel and Jim Shark.

1:16.6

They've got hundreds of ready-to-use templates so you can build an online store that actually looks good.

1:17.9

No design degree needed.

1:25.5

And if writing's not your strong suit, Shopify's built-in AI tools help you write product descriptions, headlines, and even level up your photography.

2:05.5

They even help you create email and social campaigns, so it's like having a full on marketing team behind you. And they know their stuff. From inventory to shipping to returns. Shopify is your commerce expert. Bro, random. If I could turn back the hands of times, you know what I would start now? Tell me. Bro, something like selling stamps. Selling stamps. Yeah. I reckon you could make like a dirty, because you know how I get addicted to things? And I'm intrigued. As soon as I come across a Shopify platform that has shot in stamps on it, I'd be thinking, wow, what is this? Okay. Wow, what is this? And then they go into the rarities and everything that I'm thinking, okay, cool, I'm about to invest millions it I hear it if you're ready to sell you're ready for Shopify turn your big business idea into with Shopify on your side sign up for your one pound a month trial and start saying today

2:11.6

at shopify.com.ukuk slash SNG that's shopify dot co.com.uk slash SNG I promise's Shopify.com. dot UK slash SNG.

2:19.2

I promise you, the second time I get in that whip and readjust the mirror and I catch a

2:24.4

yourself.

2:27.3

Bro!

2:28.1

What am I doing?

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