Hi, my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the certified

mama's boy podcast. Hi, mom. Hi, honey. What would you do if all of a sudden you started bleeding

from your nose, your eyes, and your ears?

Like, I don't even know.

Oh, my God.

I don't think I would ever be able to recover from something like that.

I don't, like, the amount of, like, anxiety of stories even going to give me to tell you right now is high because I had to live through this the whole last week.

I've been waiting to tell you this story because I had to make sure like it and I will tell you it ends way better than you think it does.

But I just need you to know that I've been going through this behind the scenes.

And it's not me.

It's a friend of mine.

But I've been anxiously awaiting how this whole thing turns out.

But you need to hear this story because it is so freakishly weird that like I don't even like, I can't even explain like what's happening here. But like I don't even like I can't even explain like what's happening here but like I'm pretty

sure like this is what like what nightmares are fueled from and like I can't unsee this kind of thing

now so like I just need you to know this kind of thing happens because it totally like freaks

me out. So last Sunday I get a text from my friend and she's like, hey, I've got a nose bleed. Do you think that's weird? And I'm like, well, I mean, it's me. I'm the hypochondriac, but like, even if I don't think it's weird, then it's probably not weird. I'm like, no, like, I used to get nosebleeds in Arizona all the time. It's like, you probably just have, you know, some type of like nasal something. I was like, just go get some worst case scenario. Like, just go get some damn nasal spray, some saline spray and spray it up there and you'll be fine. And she's like, okay, cool. And so a couple hours later, she's back. She's like, oh, thank you.

Like, you know, it's better now.

And I'm like, okay, cool, no big deal.

So Monday rolls around and all of a sudden she, well, I was at work and I don't really

check my phone when I'm at work.

And I, I'm done with work and I go out to my car and I check my phone and I have a text from her,

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