Work Wind-ups, Grandparents & The Pubic Triangle

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 674 Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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In this week's instalment of Restless Natives: Gordon's recording from his Mum and Dad's, Martin's marvelling over a water balloon contraption, we're chatting the pubic triangle, lovely and hilarious moments with grandparents, work wind ups, drinking pissy Lucozade, Gordon goes on a night out with Warren Brown and we want your comedy pirate names for Compston.

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0:00.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:18.3	Yes, Shaggers, welcome to episode 37 of the Restless Natives podcast.
0:22.6	I'm Gordon Smart, a civilian, broadcasting to you from the metropolis that is Glenn Farg, Pershard.
0:28.1	I'm joined today by the Ebullian, effervescent, gregarious and gorgeous, talented young man,
0:33.8	Martin Compson all the way for Las Vegas, Nevada.
0:37.4	Are you at your mom and dad?
0:39.3	I'm at my mom and dad.
0:42.6	There's nothing more humbling than being at your moment.
0:45.4	I just feel like I'm 14 again.
0:47.4	It's such a weird feeling.
0:49.8	Oh man.
0:50.7	So your internet's went from totally shite to medium shite. Is it still Pish? Are you still
0:55.9	struggling to? Yeah. Oh, you're fucking joking, man. Honestly, this is Scotland, man. This is the
1:02.1	country you wish to be independent, Martin Comston. Is that the who you grew up in? No, no, this is
1:09.5	they moved house a few years ago.
1:11.1	They sold the family home and moved to a wee bundle.
1:14.1	Oh, that's right, because they were living with you.
1:16.5	I remember that episode.
1:17.7	They were living with you while I was getting built.
1:19.8	I remember those times.
1:21.0	You make that sound like I might have moaned about that a wee bit.
1:23.3	Not that I'm somebody that likes to moan, privately Martin comes. It might have came up one or two.
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