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"Woody Allen's Lonely Actors Club" (with Hollis Wong-Wear)

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Keep It!

Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.610K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2018

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Ira Madison III, Kara Brown, and Louis Virtel attempt to find something interesting to say about the Grammys. Alec Baldwin and Diane Keaton start a Woody Allen fan club. Omarosa leaves one 24/7 reality show for another. No one cares about the State of the Union or the myriad of responses to it. Louis debuts his Holly Hunter impersonation. Plus, Ira talks to Hollis Wong-Wear, lead vocalist of The Flavr Blue, about Grammys President Neil Portnow telling women to "step up."

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0:00.0

And we're back at Keep It. This week I am joined by Cara Brown again and you may know her from writing on the TV show Grown-It.

0:15.0

But she also has a blog about pasta.

0:18.0

Oh, I do. Nancy Pasta with a truck on. And happy almost black history month to you, Ira.

0:23.0

I'm very excited. We're getting rid of our next.

0:26.0

Lewis Rattell.

0:29.0

For the entire month of February.

0:32.0

I can't protest that your joke works well.

0:36.0

Lewis is written on billing on the street. I don't know. Did you also write patty-lupons remarks at the Grammy?

0:42.0

Yes, I've also started her not to get down from the stage. She's still there.

0:46.0

Waiting for the audience to come back in.

0:48.0

Before we get to the Grammy's, however, there was some breaking news this week.

0:54.0

Um, Umarosa is back. We just got rid of her, but she's back. She is joining celebrity big brother.

1:03.0

Well, I mean, Umarosa's job on this planet is to weadle her way into things like celebrity big brother.

1:08.0

So I'm not surprised. That said, my problem with Umarosa is she's like the epitome of a celebrity who says,

1:14.0

you either love me or you hate me when you're definitely indifferent about her.

1:18.0

It's just like you're a lie, Umarosa. Furthermore, she's a stunt queen with no stunts.

1:22.0

Imagine if like David Blaine just never dangled off things and instead insisted he was a great business woman all the time.

1:28.0

That's what Umarosa does.

1:30.0

I didn't even realize big brother was still on until I saw this news.

1:34.0

First of all, I've watched every season of big brother. I watched the last 11.

1:38.0

Yeah, I watched like the first four.

1:41.0

Okay. One four or five.

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