Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and day 2 of our Women's World Cup Reportage!

It was frantic and physical in Melbourne as Canada and Nigeria drew where Christine Sinclair under

penalty couldn't follow through. The Philippines were impressive in their first ever World Cup

appearance, the Zeb Renagan warned us about the neutrals, as the Swiss won with perseverance

and Spain showed us why they're set to take a dominant role with hundreds of passes and crosses

and successful shots on Go! My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today,

I knew Luzsa could future armor reference in an intro, Taylor Rockwell, howdy, dudey.

Howdy, dudey, I do indeed, my friend, always love a future armor reference, especially when it's

the neutral planet and the neutral president, as he thinks he's about to die, saying, tell my wife,

I said hello. Yes, I love the neutrals. I didn't necessarily love the neutral Swiss playing in this

one, but we'll talk about that game in a bit. We will do very much so Taylor Rockwell looking forward

to getting to that, but not before we introduce a man who probably has the worst possible time zone

for this tournament, Arizona, Joe Lowry, Auckland, Joe, 19 hours ahead of Arizona, they're in the future.

Where are you? I'm stuck in the past, like an absolute chump. I'm not sure that the West Coast,

or I'm not on the West Coast, but that mountain time, Pacific time, is worse than Eastern time.

I think it just kind of depends on the game, but it's not the easiest thing, but I don't want to

complain too much about the time zones throughout this tournament. I'll complain a little bit

here and there. I just want to give you props, Ryan, for realizing, hey, I need an Australian tie in

it. Let me just say the word mate aggressively in the intro. I enjoyed that. I enjoyed that a lot.

I said it after the word reportage, you're the slightly French accent. I'm mixing things up,

Joe. That's what I'm here for. You're very well. You're very well. Thank you, proud of you too,

but joining us, rounding out the pack of man who ordered McDonald's today because the world cup

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