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TRIGGERnometry

Woke to the Left of me, snowflakes to the Right - Francis Foster

TRIGGERnometry

Konstantin Kisin & Francis Foster

News, Politics, Society & Culture

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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"These people on the Right are no better than those squealing low testosterone genderless blobs that have a meltdown every time Ricky Gervais makes a joke about illegal immigration"... Tickets to Francis' show with Leo Kearse on 23rd August: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/hammersmith-comedy-club-presents-francis-foster-and-leo-kearse-wip-tickets-952556982577? Francis' Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en Francis' X: https://x.com/francisjfoster?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor Join our exclusive TRIGGERnometry community on Locals! https://triggernometry.locals.com/ OR Support TRIGGERnometry Here: Bitcoin: bc1qm6vvhduc6s3rvy8u76sllmrfpynfv94qw8p8d5 Buy Merch Here: https://www.triggerpod.co.uk/shop/ Advertise on TRIGGERnometry: [email protected] Join the Mailing List: https://www.triggerpod.co.uk/#mailinglist Find TRIGGERnometry on Social Media: https://twitter.com/triggerpod https://www.facebook.com/triggerpod/ https://www.instagram.com/triggerpod/ About TRIGGERnometry: Stand-up comedians Konstantin Kisin (@konstantinkisin) and Francis Foster (@francisjfoster) make sense of politics, economics, free speech, AI, drug policy and WW3 with the help of presidential advisors, renowned economists, award-winning journalists, controversial writers, leading scientists and notorious comedians. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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whilst ramming a seventh booster up your ass.

0:38.0

But that's enough about Destiny's love life.

0:40.0

Hello darkness, my old friend. And now, life. weaker than a Hannah-Gadsby punchline. Kyle Gas, one of the members of the comedy rock band Tenacious D, made a joke at a concert.

0:57.9

He was presented with a birthday cake and asked to make a wish.

1:01.5

He said, Don't miss Trump next time. I do think he should be

1:06.2

cancelled for that joke because it's rubbish. It's so bad I can feel the left

1:11.4

winger in me want to give it a round of applause.

1:14.8

And of course loads of right-wing people had a tantrum about this leading to the band's

1:18.8

tour being cancelled.

1:20.4

They behaved exactly like woke people when Dave Chappelle cracked a few gags about trans people.

1:26.2

Look, that's not fair.

1:28.6

Dave Chappelle cracked billions of gags about trans people in those specials.

1:33.1

He was banging on about the trans debate for so long,

1:36.4

I felt like I was in a trigonometry interview from 2019.

1:40.1

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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