Right now, I'm just gonna assume that, yes, we are all aware that eventually robots will kill us.

But what makes the whole situation just so much worse is that it turns out those robots are likely to be woke.

But it's like, all right, if you're gonna exterminate me in the rest of the human race, just do it.

Don't lecture us about pronouns before.

Like, literally, I would rather die than listen to another diversity spiel.

And for any one of you who's wondering, Laurie, and what are you talking about?

What do you mean woke robots?

Well, let me introduce you to the terrifying reality of woke AI.

Now, you see, despite a lot of people's protests, people like myself, who think this is a very dangerous path to be going down,

artificial intelligence has been in the works for a while.

And no, I don't just mean those programs that let you upload photos of yourself,

and that create these cute little avatars you can use for your profile pictures.

No, I'm talking about much more sinister entities that you can actually talk to, and that may someday be ruling the world.

Actually, years ago now, companies started rolling out these little chat AI's that you could actually talk to.

But you see here's the thing, when a computer essentially has access to all knowledge and data out there, it turns out sometimes having access to all of that information can turn an AI a little bit bigoted.

And that's actually what has happened quite a number of times.

As this article by the Washington Post titled,

these robots were trained on AI, they became racist and sexist explains,

as part of a recent experiment, scientists asked specially programmed robots to scan blocks with people's faces on them,

then put the criminal in a box.

The robots repeatedly chose a block with a black man's face.

Those virtual robots, which are programmed with a popular artificial intelligence algorithm,

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