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What's up? What's up? What people can't see is that when you do that voice you kind of crouch.

You kind of hunker down like golem and then you're peering over the top.

Golem is good actually. I like that.

Then you sort of peer at me over the top of your monitor screen and it's quite creepy.

Thanks, I can do creepy quite well. You can.

In a spoken mind.

What? No, no, no, no, no.

What? No, no, no, no.

You don't like my normal voice?

I don't like the voice that you call your normal voice.

But ever since you spoiled it by doing the thing about the dustbins with the pinky and perky thing.

At two o'clock in the morning I'll be outside your window.

That bit.

No, it was quite fun.

Who's this?

Andrew Penman's going first, L-T-L-N-F-T-E.

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