Hello, Wittertainese. It's Sanjeev Baskar and Robbie Collin sitting in for Mark and Simon who are

out-sunning themselves. That's right. It must be half-term because here we are. That's right because

what do we do on half-term? Things we work for a living half-term. How are you, Robbie?

Very well. Thank you. Yeah, just back from the Cannes Film Festival. You're looking

tanned. Yeah, well, there we are. But I did spend some time in the cinema, I should say. You know,

this isn't gleaned from just purely swanning around the Boulevard de la Quasette.

There was a lot of time spent in cinemas and I think we'll go on and talk about that a little bit.

Little bit. A little bit later. Yeah. This is just to give me a picture really. What do you wear

when you're at Cannes and you're going to... Because I presume this is hard, right? It's the hardest

film festival in the world to pack for because there are about 17 different tiers of social

occasion that you have to be ready for. So everything from Tuxedo, Black Bull Tye,

fancy shirt, all the way down to shorts and Bermuda shirts and Mankeeney. Mankeeney, well, now

look, Sasha Baron-Courtne, of course, brought the Mankeeney to the world as Borat at Cannes in 2006.

I think? I think that was when he was there. No, no, I kind of draw the line at Mankeeney's and

I'm sure it's... Actually, we're invited to the first, be the case. So, what, I mean, okay, Mankeeney

is too far for you. Yes. What is the other side of that line? The other side of the Mankeeney line?

Yeah. For you, I mean, for me, it would be the... I mean, I'm rarely someone who would go out with

at least, let me count. One, do you count socks separately? Yeah, for a separate ten. So, one, two, three,

four, five, six items of clothing plus shoes. Well, that's just that's formal wear.

Well, that's mean. How come? Now, you know, listen to this programme, I'll know that Mark

doesn't have a particular love affair with Cannes, but do you? I do. Yeah, I was... What do you...

What do you look? Come at it for six years now or seven, I think. And it's just...

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