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Here we go then.

Hello there.

It's the substitute teachers in again.

It's an awkward silence there that reminded me of a Dhammaran looking at Kylo Ren and just wondering who's going to speak first.

It's such a weird thing. I mean I'm sure people know the structure of this show but we kind of do the beginning at the end.

So we're spent. This is going to be the worst, we're still in a conversation that you will hear on this podcast.

The only way is going to be up from this.

Admittedly not far.

Well, the live section of the show and it will feel so energetic.

But yeah, this is this is this is Ben Bailey Smith and Robbie Collin standing in for the big dogs.

That's right.

Mayo and Kermode who are I don't know where they are this week but whenever they're away I'm always very keen.

Embarrassingly keen.

Exactly.

You get the email.

Yes.

Yep.

Yep.

Yep.

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